Jalopa-Cola

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/19/2015 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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So.....will I LOSE weight if I drink this?


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:10

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No. You’ll become as heavy as an Elise, which is good for cars but bad for people


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:12

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*pours into Elise engine bay*


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:16

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Will the lid fall off?


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:17

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You may find conditions suddenly cold and slippy. Sorry about your tailbone.

/close enough

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:18

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You’ll be an incredibly low 2,000 lbs


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 17:46

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Elise is actually a quite common name in Scandinavia. They’re not as heavy as the Lotus, though.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Hoccy
06/19/2015 at 18:32

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I knew a girl named Elise whose father has a Ferrari 430 and a California and her best friends dad had a 458 (dad's didn't know each other believe it or not)


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2015 at 18:33

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I knew a girl named Elise whose father has a Ferrari 430 and a California and her best friends dad had a 458 (dad’s didn’t know each other believe it or not)