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So.....will I LOSE weight if I drink this?
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No. You’ll become as heavy as an Elise, which is good for cars but bad for people
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*pours into Elise engine bay*
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Will the lid fall off?
![]() 06/19/2015 at 17:17 |
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You may find conditions suddenly cold and slippy. Sorry about your tailbone.
/close enough
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You’ll be an incredibly low 2,000 lbs
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Elise is actually a quite common name in Scandinavia. They’re not as heavy as the Lotus, though.
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I knew a girl named Elise whose father has a Ferrari 430 and a California and her best friends dad had a 458 (dad's didn't know each other believe it or not)
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I knew a girl named Elise whose father has a Ferrari 430 and a California and her best friends dad had a 458 (dad’s didn’t know each other believe it or not)